You know you've done it. At least once in your life, and hopefully only in early grade school, you slipped someone of romantic interest one of those notes with a heart on it that read, "Will you be my girlfriend (or boyfriend)?" and had two check boxes, one for "Yes" and one for "No." And if your intended filled in her or his own box with "Maybe," well, it was just maddening.
Though I was sorely tempted to continue with malapropisms this week (unintentional use of the wrong word), as there are so many of them popping up out there all the time, I will limit myself to the one I came across that tempted me.
Canyon Theatre Guild 24242 Main St., Newhall, CA 91321 Box Office Hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Friday, Saturday and Sunday noon - 7 p.m. Phone: 661-799-2702 Website: www.canyontheatre.org Friday, Aug. 24, 8 p.m.: "Marvelous Wonderettes" Saturday, Aug. 25, 8 p.m.: "Marvelous Wonderettes" Sunday, Aug. 26, 2 p.m.: "Marvelous Wonderettes" Repertory East Playhouse 24266 Main St., Newhall, CA 91321 Phone: 661-288-0000 Website: www.repeastplayhouse.org Friday, Aug. 24, 8 p.m.: ...
This isn't your typical Santa Clarita Valley pastrami. This is the pastrami sandwich of your dreams - if your dreams include a soft roll and tender, tasty, Vienna pastrami from Chicago.
Now, I don't credit fortune cookies with any more power to predict the future than I do horoscopes. However, I always enjoy reading both, if only to see just how far off the mark they are, or just how vague they can be … you know, vague enough so that those fools of us who read them might imagine there is some truth there and actually think they were written by wise wizards in tune with the universal vibration.
J.R.'s Comedy Club 27630 The Old Road, Valencia, CA 91355 Phone: 661-259-2291 Website: www.comedyinvalencia.com Friday, Aug. 17 and Saturday, Aug. 18, 9 p.m.: Danny Villalpando and Joanie Fagan Canyon Theatre Guild 24242 Main St., Newhall, CA 91321 Box Office Hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11 a.m. - 6 p.m.; Friday, Saturday and Sunday noon - 7 p.m. Phone: 661-799-2702 Website: www.canyontheatre.org Saturday, Aug. 18, 8 p.m.: "Marvelous Wonderettes" opens Sunday, Aug. 19, ...
This was originally published in the Ventura County Star on April 7, 2012. Every spring, vineyard managers rejoice as their grapevines come to life and the grape-growing cycle begins. This first part of the growing cycle is called bud break. This stage starts around the beginning of March in the Northern Hemisphere and September in the Southern Hemisphere. The bud break begins when the temperature starts exceeding 50 degrees. Buds on the vine begin to ...
This year's annual Celebrating YOUth Sports Festival will be held tomorrow, Saturday, Aug. 18, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Santa Clarita Sports Complex at 20870 Centre Pointe Parkway, Saugus, CA 91350. The free festival is designed to bring the community together to raise awareness about the important role physical activity plays in the lives of young people. There will be tennis, golf, football, hockey, volleyball, baseball, rock climbing, interactive fitness equipment, trampoline ...
This year's annual Celebrating YOUth Sports Festival will be held on Saturday, Aug. 18 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the Santa Clarita Sports Complex at 20870 Centre Pointe Parkway, Saugus, CA 91350.
Be a Rancho Camulos volunteer 5164 East Telegraph Road, Highway 126, Piru, CA 93040 Phone: Kathi at 661-294-0230 email: kathimarsden@yahoo.com Website: www.ranchocamulos.org Saturday, Aug. 11, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.: Find out how you can make a difference as a volunteer at historic Rancho Camulos. J.R.'s Comedy Club 27630 The Old Road, Valencia, CA 91355 Phone: 661-259-2291 Website: www.comedyinvalencia.com Friday, Aug. 10 and Saturday, Aug. 11, 9 p.m.: Jeff ...
Cirque du Soleil returns to Los Angeles with "Michael Jackson, The Immortal World Tour" for two performances at the Staples Center.
Music lovers of all ages can enjoy a musical tour around the world when the Orange County Great Park, in association with Irvine Barclay Theatre, presents a diverse mix of internationally acclaimed musicians, dancers and exciting new artists at the fifth annual Flights & Sounds Summer Festival through August at the Great Park.
Be a Rancho Camulos volunteer 5164 East Telegraph Road, Highway 126, Piru, CA 93040 Phone: Kathi at 661-294-0230 email: kathimarsden@yahoo.com Website: www.ranchocamulos.org Saturdays, Aug. 4 and 11, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.: Find out how you can make a difference as a volunteer at historic Rancho Camulos. Last Sip of Summer Cheers at all Corked Up, 26340 Diamond Place, Saugus, CA 91350 Phone: 661-414-4465 Website: www.scveducationfoundation.org Sunday, Aug. 5, 3 p.m. ...
Four talented actress/singers, one costume change, one slight set change and a whole lot of great music and lighthearted fun - that's the short story for "The Marvelous Wonderettes." The long story is … well, there isn't one.
This column originally ran in the Ventura County Star on June 25, 2011. A little more than a year ago my wife and I attended an art/wine festival. It had a silent auction that featured many items - including some pretty great wines. I came across a 1975 Chateau Mouton Rothschild, a first-growth Bordeaux from France. The minimum bid was $175. A few years back I would have kept walking and thinking to myself "what ...