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What could be creepier?
Running on a jobs platform, newly elected Republicans have interpreted their temporary rise to power in an entirely different way.
An article in the Feb. 21 issue of The Signal ("Poll: A look at declawing, debarking your animals") claims that debarking your dog is painful, implies it's inhumane and that only 8 percent of pet owners polled approve of removing the vocal cords.
Planning a trip out of town?
Daniel Vreeland II
Located in the Santa Clarita Valley for 28 years, J. David's Custom Clothiers recently moved to a new location at The Shops at the Patios in the Westfield Valencia Town Center Mall.
Hard work has always been an asset. Most business owners would state that hard work is their hallmark and what got them to where they are today.
Saturday, March 5
How many more hints from North Africa and the Middle East will it take before we as a people take control of our national dialogue? We have an economic tragedy staring us squarely in the face, yet we will not even acknowledge its existence. The talking heads on television and Hollywood elite, who can easily afford $7 a gallon gas, want us to argue homosexual marriage or Fox News vs. MSNBC. We are being held hostage by Third World tribal insanity.
Danielle L. McGrath and Martin R. Crowder were united in marriage on Jan. 15 in a seaside ceremony on Butterfly Beach in Montecito.
Santa Clarita Street Fair
The Master's College men's team is officially playing its best basketball of the season.
Adding to the growing number of new pizza restaurants opening in Santa Clarita, Pieology on Newhall Ranch Road is introducing itself to the community by donating 25 percent of the day's sales to a good cause and giving away 50 free pizzas on July 29.
Star date: 55367 (I have no idea where they come up with that number), nearing the Galaxy LitigationRus, home to those much worse than the dreaded Romulans or the detestable Kardassians. This is the home of one of the most feared races in the Universe – the PlanNot-ians.
I am a new subscriber to The Signal. I missed your satirical editorial piece on July 13, which Michelle Boehm responded to in the July 20 issue of The Signal.
Katie sat anxiously in the salon chair this past Tuesday afternoon. We were in Seattle visiting Katie - it was our first visit to see her since she left Southern California after recuperating from a traumatic brain injury she suffered in India.
Another week, another opening of fine films.
There have been a great many suggestions about how this country should handle the crisis posed by the thousands of children invading our country.
In my humble opinion, the most straightforward, simplest answer to the William S. Hart Union High School District going to board member representation by areas/districts would be to add two board positions.
ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP) - Miguel Gonzalez took a two-hit shutout into the eighth inning, Jonathan Schoop homered and J.J. Hardy hit two RBI doubles to lead the Baltimore Orioles to a 4-2 victory over the Los Angeles Angels on Tuesday night.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - The interim CEO of the Los Angeles Clippers testified Tuesday that coach Doc Rivers told him he will quit if Donald Sterling remains the owner of the team.
PITTSBURGH (AP) - Clint Hurdle watched rookie Gregory Polanco scuffle for the better part of two weeks before giving the talented but raw right fielder a needed night off on Monday.
One person was pronounced dead at the scene Tuesday night in Acton after a vehicle slammed into a pole on the northbound Highway 14 at Soledad Canyon Road and Sierra Highway, a California Highway Patrol officer confirmed.
One person was transported to the hospital with what appeared to be non-serious injuries after a vehicle crashed into a building in Newhall on Tuesday, according to an official.
Two elementary-school-aged entrepreneurs set up shop Tuesday on a Newhall street corner, enjoying an age-old summer custom: operating a lemonade stand.
U.S. and European airlines canceled flights to Israel Tuesday, but Santa Clarita Valley representatives of two faiths that consider Israel the holy land said they're not worried about pilgrims' safety.
A California Lottery "Fantasy 5" ticket worth $291,000 was sold at Gallion's Corner Market in Castaic, lottery officials said Tuesday - the second winning ticket sold there.