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Get rid of bikes?!

Posted: September 1, 2009 5:20 p.m.
Updated: September 2, 2009 4:55 a.m.
 
Bike lanes?! Heck, get rid of bikes! What good are they anyway?

They don't support our oil economy, they don't support our medical insurance industry, they don't get as good mileage as the Prius (I'm told by Prius owners that nothing does) and all those pesky kids riding them are just getting in our way!

Who cares about the kids, anyway? They can't vote, but they can convince their parents to get dogs which bark all night long.

If we get rid of bikes then the silly debate over the Decoro bike lanes will be history and we can start a debate over dogs, cats and Facebook.

Hey, we just might be able to convert the paseos into 30 additional miles of needed car lanes - but then we'd hear complaints from dog owners and runners.

Seriously, bike lanes - yes!

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