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Poor Little Alice McCrew


Posted: August 24, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: August 24, 2014 2:00 a.m.

Alice McCrew fell into her stew

And created a horrible mess,

Carrots and peas and some kinda cheese

Spattered all over her dress.

Onions and leeks were stuck on her cheeks

Green beans hung from her nose

And goo from the stew was making its way

Down to the tips of her toes.

Poor Miss McCrew didn't know what to do

She was truly a pitiful sight.

Can you drown in a stew?

I haven’t a clue.

But if she does it again — she might!


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