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By Richard Myers

Valencia Community Contributor

Posted: May 18, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: May 18, 2014 2:00 a.m.
 

l. The annual tournament of the Pessimistic Golfers Club scheduled for next month will probably be postponed or perhaps completely canceled.

2. If anyone knows what happened to the keys to the Lost-and-Found Room would you please call the Director of the Improve-Your-Memory Club.

3. The Clairvoyant Gourmet Club luncheon date has been changed. But of course you know that. See you there.

4. The World-Will-Come-to-an-End-On-Tuesday golf tournament scheduled for Wednesday has been rescheduled for Monday. Aren't you glad!

5. Free-Round-of-Golf-Day for seniors over seventy-five has been scheduled for Monday, August 6th. Players must be accompanied by parent.

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