Well, I see MGM is planning to make a movie entitled "The Three Stooges" and might have Sean Penn play Larry.

Hey, here's a great idea - why not hire Penn's amigos Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro (or Raul if necessary) to play Moe and Curly?

That way they can guarantee truth in advertising when promoting their flick which, of course, would be renamed "Los Tres Idiotos."