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Buying stamps at Staples

Posted: January 28, 2014 2:00 a.m.
Updated: January 28, 2014 2:00 a.m.
 

Regarding “Unions protest Postal Service outlets at Staples,” Jan. 20 Signal: Staples wants to sell stamps! Horrors!

Imagine what would happen if retailers compete with the government-mandated postal monopoly — I can see it now.

One-stop shopping rather than special trips to the post office; the gas and time savings would be despicable.

Short, fast-moving checkout lines? Never! The interminable queues at the post office afford long-lasting conversations and cover-to-cover reading of War and Peace.

I don’t care if Staples is open 27 hours a week longer than the USPS; I cherish my mad rush to the post office at lunchtime.

By all means, protect the union by demolishing customer convenience; it’s a small sacrifice to the altar of labor’s greed.

Yes, boycott a quality retailer to preserve union perquisites that are illegal for the rest of us. Shun earnest enterprise and embrace Big Brother’s monopoly.

After all, union membership is shriveling like an ice cube in the Mojave, so we are obligated to help the poor devils.

 

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