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A congressional Christmas list

Posted: December 19, 2013 2:00 a.m.
Updated: December 19, 2013 2:00 a.m.
 

Congressmen like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul appear to rejoice at the thought of not passing legislation on unemployment benefits.

For these men, it is wrong for anyone to receive unemployment benefits, food stamps, veteran benefits or any kind of assistance.

Please take the time to send a little lump of coal to John Boehner, Mitch McConnell, John McCain, Ted Cruz, Paul Ryan and Rand Paul.

And don’t forget Michelle Bachman, who seems to have failed American history in high school.

If you have a particular tea party representative you’d like to thank for the recent shutdown that cost taxpayers $28 billion, feel free to send them a little coal, too.

To everyone else I wish seasons greetings and a happy new year.

 

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